by dodoheaddd September 21, 2009
Get the molly jockingmug. Most Sports players would know what this is.
It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.
It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.
Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*
by Timmy John james March 16, 2020
Get the Jock Checkmug. A male or female that participates in high profile sports but also has a high academic achievement rating (such as an the star player on the honor roll)
"kid one-you know that star player who made the honor roll?
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"
by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. April 4, 2011
Get the scholar jockmug. by joyce byers January 10, 2017
Get the nut jockedmug. To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
Get the Self-Jockingmug. A jock-a-rambo is an athlete engaged in violent contact sports who is highly aggressive, often in part owing to the use of steroids. More than other athletes, his violence defines him. He suffers from the mindset that the hard hit, high sticking, whip tackling, spearing, brushback pitches, hard sliding, and other marginal or illegal techniques are essential ways to gain an edge in competition.
Jack Tatum, free safety for the Oakland Raiders in the 1970s, paralyzed Darryl Stingley of the New England Patriots in a 1978 NFL preseason game with a very violent, though legal, hit. He recounted this incident in the ultimate jock-a-rambo book, THEY CALL ME ASSASSIN, published in 1979.
by Circus Room October 24, 2011
Get the jock-a-rambomug. Putting someone in a headlock and putting their nose in your armpit. Making them smell it ( usually after a workout)
by Matman September 29, 2013
Get the jock headlockmug.