Brian Jensen

The definition of the most amzing guy ever. The guy who makes you smile constantly, and who will always make you feel important. The guy that always tells you how good you look and how beautiful you are. The person that knows when something is wrong and does everything in his power to make you feel better. The one who is all ears when you have something to talk about or tell him.

The best:)

You're so sweet, Just like a Brian Jensen

by cellis14 April 5, 2010

Jersey Whore

Someone who watches Jersey Shore.
Often awaits it in excitement

I cant believe how many Jersey Whores watch that awful crap. A lot of bitch about how these smucks are famous and then promote it.

by Parth S Patel April 2, 2011

south jersey hick

south jersey hicks have southern accents, drive around in rusty old pick ups to the purposly loud, over exagerated pimped out ones equipped with any kind of light you can think of with lots of stickers(including the confederate flag bumper sticker) usually has an expensive paint job. they are loud, annoying, stubborn, obnoxious,and unfourtunately have the brain the size of an acorn. Likes to ride quades or any type of vehicle that has a motor with a confederate flag on the back , most likely a racist dumb ass.

ashley: did you see those "south jersey hicks" riding in the back of that truck with the confederate flag?

taylor: uh, yeah (yells) GO BACK TO ALABAMA COUSINFUCKERS!!!

by smilez81 August 3, 2010

Jesse

Another term for perfection.
He makes a girl feel like she is the only girl alive.
Amazing kisser and super amazing cuddler.

"Whoa, hottie at 2 o'clock!" Girl 1
"Oh him, I've heard he's pretty amazing too." Girl 2
"Sounds like a Jesse Senn" Girl 1

by Anonymously24 December 22, 2008

jesse

an outrageously wild specimen that will make your wildest dreams come true

Did I tell you about Jesse? He gave me the night of my life last night!

by anonymous3763978 September 16, 2008

Jersey Shore

A touching scripted drama about three homosexual wannabe guidos, their hoes, and an escaped oompa-loompa nicknamed "Snooki", trying to go about their daily lives while coping with obvious severe mental retardation.
Regarded by many as total bullshit, because frankly, it is.

John: That episode of Jersey Shore was so moving....

Peter: What the hell are you talking about?

John: No, I mean it made me want to move as fare away from any TV and New Jersey as possible!

by Patiodude April 13, 2011

South Jersey

Southern part of jersey obvoiusly. People who live there have a 'south jersey accent.' we dont say JOYSEEY, we say JERZY. Wawa's took over all the 7-11s and you go somewhere other then jersey you wonder why there arent any wawas... South Jerzy rockz

South Jersy Choir DIrector:
Just becuz you live in SOUTH jersey doesn't mean you have to sound like it!

by n/a March 19, 2005