January 21

International Slap a Ginger Day

Person 1: *smacks Robert*
Robert: What did you do that for?

Person 1: Cuz’ its January 21, my favorite holiday

by TheWolfWhoCriedBoy January 21, 2022

January 30

national wall twerk day with your brother

go twerk your heart away on that wall

sister: hey brother it is January 30th want to participate in national wall twerk day with your brother

by gogogi August 29, 2022

January 3rd

International kiss your girlfriend day.

"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.

by _____CHOSEN_ONE_____ January 3, 2023

Damp January

A lesser version of dry January for those of us with less willpower or need to celebrate special events or just want a drink!

Me: I’ll have a dirty martini

Friend: I thought you were doing dry January?
Me: I’m doing Damp January.... not completely dry but not soaked as usual

by LizzyGlo January 7, 2021

22 January

International 'Friends with Benefits' day

22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)

by Rly_cool_dude69420 May 31, 2021

7th January

This is the best day for people to be born on!

Hey its 7th January, my besties birthday, she's literally the best!!

by Annies DREAM December 7, 2021

Janty Jizz January

After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.

Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!

by Profstrange December 1, 2018