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Jan

Look outside Nomar, Jan is there
by Nomb9 September 29, 2022
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Jan Syndrome

The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.
Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.
by PanchoK May 3, 2021
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Jan & Jul

A small, women owned business with the BEST rain or shine gear for kids and adults! Raining outside? Sun beating down? We got you 😉
Person 1: Raining again? These kids NEED to go outside but they’ll get soaked!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!

Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!
by Jan&Jul November 24, 2021
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jan

a big sexist who doesn't like c but does like java script
ugh there is jan
by big daddy sweder May 16, 2022
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Jan

Is what you call someone who loses braincells everytime he looks at you.

If his name is jan, his future work will be licking asshole in a gay bar.
by TenseOak June 14, 2021
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Jan 29th

Slap you're besties the hole day
by JustJessii January 28, 2021
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Jans

A charming guy with a big heart for children's TV shows. An absolute sweetheart though he finds it very difficult to admit his love to others. Nobody shits like him! He has a great affinity for cultures and languages which makes him incredibly open and suits his broad mindset.

If you meet Jans, you will have endless fun with his childlike humour and choice of words.
A: "Yesterday I met Jans and we had fries on pizza!"
B: "Is Jans the guy who loves dogs more than he loves his life?"
A: "Yes exactly and he literally mentioned nothing as often as that!"
by kakakolumna July 15, 2021
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