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jordaned 

To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.
Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.
jordaned by Nandizzle November 8, 2005

michael jordan 

Considered to be the greatest athlete in American sports history. Jordan not only transformed the game of basketball, but changed sports marketing as well.
Yes, the modern athlete has evolved, but it is unlikely we will see one have the effect that Michael Jordan did.
michael jordan by hoodilydidster January 8, 2008

Jordan (guy) 

A horny little bastard , always ready to pounce on young Spanish women and drag them to bed with him.
Guy: what a dickhead!
Guy: I know right he's such a Jordan (guy)
Jordan (guy) by Theultimatetruth September 14, 2017
Another word for a person with a very large watch.
MAN look at that guy he has a jordan.
Jordan by Fargnar May 20, 2015

Jordan Pickford 

He is proof that the dinosaurs are still around
"There is a Jordan Pickford with his arms like a t rex"
"And he has conceded a goal from 15 yards because his arms are far to small"
Jordan Pickford by Nobbybobby January 12, 2020
a gorgeous girl; a perfect 10; a knockout
Man, did you see that Jordan? She was a babe!
Jordan by Orson May 19, 2007