Clam War

2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.

OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!

by teenytena February 17, 2013

Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.

"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"

by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

by QueenCityCebu.com March 17, 2020

waft war

When two people fart and they waft their farts at each other as if it's a war.

Haha we both farted, oh it's time for a waft war!

by Cobra014 December 14, 2014

war hawk

One who loves and/or prefers war.

War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!

by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019

populatory war

A war within the population of a country.

Increased segregation and stereotyping in America will soon lead to populatory war.

by djday_59 November 8, 2007

Trash wars

Trash wars meaning when two people or groups, are dissing or hating on each other.

Peter and Dave are having a complete trash wars over who’s the better player.

by Imprisoned_freedom April 5, 2019