butt bugs

Is the sensation of bug like creatures on your butthole when you do not wipe efficiently. So when your butt itches, those are just butt bugs.

I didn't wipe enough after pooping so now I itch. I must have butt bugs

by h2o yo October 19, 2015

mooshie butt

A nicer, cuter, more PC way to say "wet fart".

1) The one girl said to the other, "I laughed so hard I think I may have mooshie butt."

2) When you wipe after a fart on the toilet, and the tissue is brown.

by freedom boy June 12, 2009

butt-skank

A girl whose lack of worth is not outweighed by the fact that she is willing to offer her rectum for hard anal penetration.

Jenna's the kind of buttskank who staggers home from frat parties dripping cum out the asshole.

by katey December 12, 2004

Dumpster Butt

Physical condition characterized by the presence of slippery shit residue in taint and anus region a the result of either: 1) failure to completely remove all shit during post-dump ass wiping or, 2) failure to completely expell all shit from body during dump, leading to the 'slow-leak' factor involving the slow excretion of shit matter through butt cheeks while walking or standing. While this phenomenon is often confused with 'swamp ass', a quick examination of one's underwear reveals a more prominent ratio of shit vs. sweat during the presence of dumpster butt.

During my lunchbreak at work today I carefully and quietly crammed a wad of toilet paper in my ass to quelch the dumpster butt i'd developed from my morning quick-shit.

by Douglas Zimbah December 9, 2008

butt wild

What happens after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

"Man, last night was crazy, but I don't know know if it was worth going butt wild this morning"

"Yeah man the bathroom smells like shit, thanks bro you better be cleaning that up"

by machinegunkels December 4, 2013

Big Butts

Sir Mixalot likes them and he cannot lie-- His other brothers can't deny.

Sir Mixalot: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Other Brothers: We can't deny.

by Sir Anthony Ray March 3, 2009

spain in the butt

n. Accumulation of angst caused in non-Spanish soccer fans by Spain's dominance of recent international tournaments.

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What did you think of the match in Kiev? Excellent footie or what!

Bah Humbug! More spain in the butt than I can stomach! Where's the panache? Tight waisted castenet banging bull killers!

by gnostic1 July 4, 2012