I'm chargin'

Whenever asked or made fun of for your dry spell, rebut with "Hey man, I'm chargin'"

Etymology: McGill, Montreal, Canada. As a defense to a charge by two roommates about of a lack of virility/action.
Guy 1: "Dude, you haven't gotten laid in months, bro."
Guy 2: "Whatever man,I'm chargin'"
Guy 1: "snap."
by mrawesometheawesome April 04, 2010
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I'm Bored

A state in which you have absolutely nothing to do so you search up "i'm bored" on urban dictionary and somehow found this. Your welcome bitch.

Examples of things people do when they are bored

1. Text their friends and ask them to call and the proceed to say nothing for two hours

2. Go one urban dictionary "There has gotta be something funny on there,right?"

3. Stare at the ceiling and pretend the ceiling fan will crash on top of them

4. Play video games

5. Go outside and throw snowballs at trees
Jason: I'm boredddddddddddd

absolutely no one responded because Jason is alone just like all of us,we are all alone.
by Bruh_Moment45736 May 20, 2021
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I'm with stupid

Something you often wear on your T-shirt when next to a sibling in a family photo.
Dad: Son, why does your shirt say "I'm with stupid"?
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted
by SomeIdiot0nTheWeb May 06, 2022
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I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.
Do you have a big dick?
I'm moby.
by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012
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I'm soft

"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".

Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.

Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
by TheBlandCharlie November 02, 2020
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i'm terrible

Last night I when to get ice-cream and when I ordered I asked for two instead of one, than I killed 3 kids in a drunk rage
by CatDragon23 January 19, 2020
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I'm Versace

I'm Versace can be translated to I'm ecstatic. It was made up by a random high schooler from S2E10 of friends.
Bro I am Versace. How about you?

I'm Versace, you Gucci?
by 3019abcd November 21, 2018
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