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Hoochie hump

Also known as a "bumpit", a tool ladies put in their hair to create a look of volume
Dang girl look at your hoochie hump, it's big and fine
by Thebof87 February 21, 2012
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Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011
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word hump

When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.

Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.
Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.

At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...
by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013
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tickle hump

A reach around tickle of the taint while performing anal or vaginal sex from behind.
My taint felt awesome when my lover tickle humped me.
by Ticklehumper January 1, 2018
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Speed hump

Same as a one night stand...but cooler
I had a speed hump with this hot girl last night
by Carlbean January 8, 2021
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Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.
I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.
by hembryguitars October 30, 2015
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hump hut

A small room or space that is secluded and makes for a great place to have sex. Typically away from a main house or living area such as a granny unit or tree house
Dude, you could totally take chicks to your room out here. It's the ultimate hump hut.
by Platinum_bullets December 7, 2013
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