Human slide

When two sexy people are naked in a bath tub, girl laying face up on the dude, and the girl uses her legs to push herself up on the guy then releases her legs to slide down the naked mans body and possibly penis.

My boyfriend got aroused when I performed the human slide on him in the tub.

by Honeybadger666 October 15, 2011

HumanCentipublican

What you get when you sew all Republicans together, ass to mouth, so that one's bullshit travels through the others, before coming out of the party leader's mouth. After having traveled through all the asses, bodies, and mouths of the party members, only then is is spoken, sounding like everyday business as usual.

We should connect all the candidates by sewing their mouths to their assholes and making them run as one HumanCentipublican.

by The HumanCenticrat February 20, 2012

HUMANPROOF

hu·man·proof

/ˈhyumən proof hyoo-muhn proof

adjective

1. having the characteristic of perfect usability,

2. intuitive, usable, ergonomic

3. impervious, or invulnerable to the nature of human error,

4. proven to meet expectations of user population with regard to function

So, I pulled on what I thought was a handle, and broke it. Why can't they make things humanproof?

by HF guy April 26, 2013

Humanaboo

A person who is overly obsessed with humans and thinks they are superior to all other animals.

May also think that humans are not animals.

Me: "Oh no, they have abused/hunted all these wonderful foxes for fun!"
Josh: "So? They don't count. As long if they don't hunt us humanz"
Me: "Foxes have living rights, just like Humans!"
Josh: "No they don't, only humans have special rights, not animals"
Me: "You are a animal too"
Josh: "NO I"M NOT *LALALALALALA* Humans came first! Humans are special!!! God saiz so!"
Me: Wow, you are a humanaboo.

by Oh...boy July 3, 2014

Hubanero

hu·ba·ne·ro

noun \ ˌ(h)ə-bə-ˈn(y)er-ō\
: a hubby (husband) who is hotter than a Habanero Pepper!

Let me introduce you to my Hubanero, Michael WF.

by Michetti January 8, 2015

human uber

A piggy back or shoulder ride given to someone else as a form of transportation. Money may or may not be exchanged.

I was Jennifer's Human Uber at coachella.

by kencoxtexas March 7, 2016

Human Prozac

A person who is kept in contact with for the express purpose of making yourself feel better when you are sad, depressed, angry, etc.

That girl is just human prozac. He only texts her so she will make him laugh.

by Amphritritis November 23, 2016