art history

That crazy class that is still cool cuz you see a lot of happy pictures like the black square

why are you not looking at the pics, you are in my art history class!

by laker April 25, 2004

canadas history

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010

history mystery

An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.

When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Canada's History

A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.

Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history

by thejross February 5, 2010

Canada's History

This is the most offensive sexual act that has ever been performed in the history of Canada. It involves moose antlers, a gallon of maple syrup, 14.5 people. This makes the "Aristocrats" seem like soft core porn!

Canadian #1 : "Did you hear that the magazine 'The Beaver' is changing its name to 'Canada's History' because of the porn filters on search engines?"

Canadian #2 : "Oh no! Don't they know that 'Canada's History' is a lot worse than 'The Beaver'!!! What have they done!

by SColbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which the male attaches the antlers of a moose to his head. Then, the woman must sit in the Stanly Cup (which is filled with maple syrup). Then, you pour more maple syrup into all of the female's orphases. The male then proceeds skull fuck her, then blow his load into her eyes, maul her with the antlers, then shit on her bloody corpse.

Stephen Cobert knows how to show a lady Canada's History like a pro.

by DLUMPS! February 4, 2010

Canada's History

While wearing a racoon skin hat, pour warm maple syrup down her back so she thinks you came. When she turns around, you knock her out with a hockey stick and start singing 'oh canada' with your member in her unconcious mouth. When she wakes up, you proceed to crap a hockey puck sized dumper on her chest.

Joe: Why is your girlfriend smelly and missing some teeth?

Me: She learned about Canada's history last night.

by Colbert Reporter February 4, 2010