hellysmellywelly

A small smelly troll, usually found residing in ditches or streams, furtively munching on cheap TescoCrap. Regularly insults everyone (especially Christians and Americans).

Bill: Look at that Hellysmellywelly over there!
George:It just called me a fishbag!

by Raphael the uberpotato October 14, 2006

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022

Help Helen Smash

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”

by startgame_88 October 11, 2018

help

Screwing a girl to help her cope with being away from home

Don't tell him that I helped his girlfriend.

by Craig A. Pond January 5, 2005

Tuna Helper

A straight man or woman who likes to hang out with lesbians.

"Tina isn't a lesbian. She just has a lot of lesbian friends. She's a tuna helper."

by Buttercup1976 March 28, 2008

oh dear god HELP...

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.

terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...

by lluzam July 9, 2009

Helpful College Grad Cards

Fill-in-the-blanks college graduation cards for people that are either way too lazy to make up their own cards or are way too stupid to even know what a graduation is.

Brad: I need some help... I just bought some college grad cards and I really don't know what to write on the inside of them! Maybe you would know what to do...?

Donna: Let me see those cards.

(Looks at the college grad cards)

Oh... those are just some HELPFUL COLLEGE GRAD CARDS. You just have to follow the instructions...

Brad: What are instructions?

Donna: Ugh... just give them to me already... just like in high school... I have to do everything for you...

by Ginja Spixes August 31, 2011