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Hong Kong Handshake

manual stimulation of a man's penis performed specifically by an Asian chick, usually in the setting of an Oriental Spa.
I didn't have enough money for sex so all I got was a Hong Kong Handshake and a hot towel.
by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009
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Bohemian Handshake

The act of giving a hand job while they are passed out on the carpet.
Everyone watched as she gave him the Bohemian Handshake at the party since he was the first to pass out.
by seagate4life February 11, 2010
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Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.
I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...
by Rory September 3, 2007
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Barbertuckian Handshake

See hand job. How women greet strangers in Barberton.
I met this girl at club energy yesterday. I wasnt expecting to get a barbertuckian handshake.
by mickey l brown January 30, 2008
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Indiana Handshake

A method of greeting where the greeter grasps and vigorously manipulates the genitalia of person being greeted.
When I met her in the bar in Angola, Indiana I accidentally jizzed my pants when she greeted my with the Indiana Handshake.
by jsmitty75 July 24, 2011
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gentleman's handshake

A gentleman's handshake is when one man inserts his hand into a woman's vagina and another man inserts his hand into the same woman's anus and the two men's hands meet somewhere inside her and they give a handshake.
Timmy walked into his mother's bedroom without knocking and saw that his father and uncle where engaged in a gentleman's handshake to the pleasure of his mother.
by Orlando Bich January 10, 2008
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Alabama Handshake

the act of coming in your hand and slapping your sexual partner in the face
i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake
by bevdogg May 6, 2011
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