handshake

1. The grasping of hands by two people, as in greeting or leave-taking.
2. Computer Science. An exchange of signals between two devices when communications begin in order to ensure synchronization.

Jerds gives Spengler The Handshake™.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Handsome Andy

A "Handsome Andy" is a pressed ham with a twist. First, one presses his bare buttocks against the window of a moving car. Second, he flips the bird to another car. Third, he places "the bird" (i.e., his swear finger) into his anus, thereby achieving a "Handsome Andy."

Carl: That trucker is driving like a maniac. Should I give him a pressed ham?
Susan: Why don't you be a man for once, Carl, and give him a Handsome Andy?

by Ramon187 December 15, 2010

handsrooskie

when you are walking and getting a hand job by someone

The other day man this girl gave me a handsrooskie until we got to first street.

by alvaman October 4, 2011

elevated handslap

a term used frequently in the first season of man of the hour hour. basically a high-five.

Person One: High - Five!
Person Two: Elevated Handslap!
Person One: Sure Whatever.
*people high-five each other*

by AmmiiMONSTER. February 24, 2008

aquaman hands

skeet covered hands that give the "webbed finger" effect

Damn man, i wouldnt mess with that bitch, she got them aquaman hands.

by Dantastic!!! a.k.a skipper March 16, 2008

sinners handshake

when your lover gives you a hand job while in a church lot or park while people watch

my hunny gave me the sinners handshake and some kid slipped and skinned his knee in the juice

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

Hulk Hands

An awkward, often painful handjob given by an inexperienced female where the recipient's penis is squeezed in a pulsing manner rather than stroked up and down, resulting in the discomfort of the recipient.

"I thought she knew what she was doing up until she completely crushed my penis with her Hulk Hands."

by hulkhands May 20, 2010