The Leg-Day Skipper, Chinese Food Connoisseur, and Science Enthusiast Extraordinaire!
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
Meet Russell, the master of selective dedication. He's infamous for skipping leg day at the gym, resulting in a comical lack of lower body strength. He has unspoken rizz but everyone overseas it. THE MASTER OF CATFISHING.
Now, brace yourself for Russell's true passion: math and physics. Numbers and equations dance in his dreams as he unravels the mysteries of the universe. Armed with an assortment of pocket protectors, he strives to outsmart any intellectual challenge thrown his way.
gym bro #1: Russell, ever considered leg day at the gym?
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
Russell Han: Nah, my legs prefer permanent vacation.
gym bro #1: but why do you skip legs?
Russell: Becus I am rasell, you ching chong
by indiancunt29 May 15, 2023
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She will do what she has to to make people laugh.No matter there are gonna be people that hate her for her awesome personality but she is an internally confident girl.
She doesn't usually like someone but, when she does she's head over heels
She will do what she has to to make people laugh.No matter there are gonna be people that hate her for her awesome personality but she is an internally confident girl.
She doesn't usually like someone but, when she does she's head over heels
Tony-han? Oh yeah I know her she's so pretty!
by Bigdaddypac November 22, 2021
Get the Tony-han mug.A state of being demonstrably incorrect while simultaneously maintaining an unshakeable belief in one's own correctness. Characterized by inflexible argumentation, self-absorbed certainty, denial of error, emotional escalation, and self-directed gaslighting. The Han-er will often contort facts, dismiss evidence, and engage in emotional outbursts to defend their position, creating a reality resistant to external correction.
Observing Han-ing in action:
Imagine a vibrant, almost violent, clash of conflicting realities. The "Han-er," eyes blazing, passionately defends a position demonstrably false, their voice rising in volume as evidence mounts against them. They weave a tapestry of half-truths, misinterpretations, and outright fabrications, all while maintaining a veneer of absolute certainty. The scene is a chaotic ballet of misplaced confidence and emotional turmoil. The experience is both unsettling and strangely compelling, a stark reminder of the power of self-deception.
Conversation Example:
Han-er: You should always carry Limited Invulnerability Potions on you in dungeons.
Person 1: I only carry LIPs with me during raid. You don't need them in dungeons, it's a waste of gold.
Han-er: IT'S NOT A WASTE OF GOLD! THEY ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! DUNGEON! RAID! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Person 1: Bro, stop Han-ing me!
Imagine a vibrant, almost violent, clash of conflicting realities. The "Han-er," eyes blazing, passionately defends a position demonstrably false, their voice rising in volume as evidence mounts against them. They weave a tapestry of half-truths, misinterpretations, and outright fabrications, all while maintaining a veneer of absolute certainty. The scene is a chaotic ballet of misplaced confidence and emotional turmoil. The experience is both unsettling and strangely compelling, a stark reminder of the power of self-deception.
Conversation Example:
Han-er: You should always carry Limited Invulnerability Potions on you in dungeons.
Person 1: I only carry LIPs with me during raid. You don't need them in dungeons, it's a waste of gold.
Han-er: IT'S NOT A WASTE OF GOLD! THEY ARE ALWAYS NEEDED! DUNGEON! RAID! IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Person 1: Bro, stop Han-ing me!
by GhostWriter2025 June 4, 2025
Get the Han-ing mug.Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.
After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.
After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.
-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"
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by Awhhihello November 23, 2021
Get the Han mug.very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.
by khunnary November 21, 2021
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