Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 26, 2024

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potato-helping

Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.

A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.

B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.

A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.

by Roselle Corin July 03, 2023

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will u help me hide a body?

Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...

Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"

by Antipekka May 15, 2024

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Help from Gaza

A term used in battle royal games

Used to refer to 3rd partying, or where another enemy squad interrupts the fight you were already in

"Bro there's another squad"
"Aw shit, they're receiving help from Gaza"

by RuTr0wRaGgy March 21, 2024

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Your kind of help

When the consequences of you not taking this with the level of seriousness requires come for you... I will be there to either reap my reward or make things worse.

Hym "I don't need your kind of help and I'm not going to pretend you're not reading this. If I have to kill you kids over this I will. Whoever is telling you to ignore this does not care about their lives and you will regret listening to them."

by Hym Iam April 08, 2024

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