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grabbing a chocolate bar

at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma January 3, 2014
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grab the noose

A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .
Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.

Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.
by nooseboy March 10, 2016
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Grabbin' it by the pussy

Doing something to the fullest, most extreme amount possible. Much like Donald Trump's approach to women.
Man, you've gotta get down to this club, we're grabbin' it by the pussy in here!
by levarselosmonos October 8, 2016
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Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"
by metalmixtress October 26, 2016
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grab your sticks

When you ask your opponent in a local multiplayer video game to prepare for the next match. Initial reference of "sticks" is derived from the dual-stick Playstation and Xbox controllers.
You just got owned, son. Grab your sticks, and let's go another round.
by shabadoollama April 27, 2017
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Grabiteywstersay

1: Used in place of a word, such as tit, when it cannot be said out loud
2: When someone has an extremely sexy attribute
“Damn, I want to put my penis in that girls grabiteywstersay”
by Dammitimanotherguy February 5, 2019
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grab esophagus day

May 12th is the day you grab someone’s esophagus
Today imma go grab some esophagus because may 12th is grab esophagus day!
by camicakesthot May 7, 2019
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