Gabe

An asshole who likes to lead people on and lie. Someone with the name Gabe is untrustworthy, especially in a relationship. Gabe is a ladie's man and doesn't have any boundaries when it comes to relationships. Watch out for Gabe because he will build up expectations and make promises only to break them by fucking flying to Indiana to cheat on you. One with the name Gabe also spends hours playing video games, getting high, and making no life plans. Gabe is a real douche

If I had any regrets in life, it would definitely be my relationship with that asshole named Gabe

by Bigfatrealitycheck July 17, 2019

Dirty Gabe

An act by a homeless man with terrible hygiene and smelly feet who takes advantage of multiple vulnerable women at the same time where he bites their nipples with his gums because he has no teeth. An act where he touches himself to random peoples fully clothed profile pics to get himself horny before he goes to fuck your mom and/or wife.

I hate myself- I am just a dirty gabe. I’ll never be better than this

by Dirtygabe May 21, 2021

Gabe

A gay babe. Gay boy who you would identify as a total babe.

Hanging with my gabes! #Pride

Check out that gabe. I would do bad things to that boy.
Matthew Bomer is such a gabe.

by Kate Catch Me June 29, 2015

goobie graber

A large hook or stick that is used to latch on to ones scrotum and cause extreme pain. Used in torture situacions

That little mutha fucka just got me with dat little fuckin goobie graber

by Shitty McShit April 1, 2005

Gabe

Gabe
A guy who hasn't 'come out' yet. Usually dates a girl for about a year, then breaks up with her. Girl ends up miserable after finding out her so-called boyfriend only dated her so he could fit in and be cool.

Gabe's usually grow up to be blonde, skinny, and lonely. Because they rejected their true gay self in middle school, they end up sitting in their room at a minimum age of their twenties crying over their middle school yearbook.

"It's okay, Tori. That guy was such a Gabe, we should've known."

by SammiRuth April 4, 2008

gabe

usually very gay
also slang word for uteris
has a raging clue pointing to other guys

i have a gabe pointing this way `rz~~~(==8

by ben riflemen June 3, 2009

gabe

Fat nosed faggot with the ugliest girlfriend named alyssa. Her hairline is nowhere to be found and he is a quitting little goblin bitch pussy.

Hey look its a fat nosed faggot must be gabe.
Fag
Retard
Dumbass

by BigBlackDoink October 12, 2017