(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."
2. Possible slang for masturbation.
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."
2. Possible slang for masturbation.
"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."
- "He WHAT?"
"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"
- "He WHAT?"
"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"
by Ed Braun November 4, 2008
Get the pump the goosemug. Larry - Hey be quiet!
Butch - Or What!?!
Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.
Butch - Or What!?!
Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.
by Jonathon S. February 14, 2009
Get the goose piemug. by I Dont Know February 12, 2005
Get the Spruce Goosemug. Guy: We ain't having sex right now. I haven't showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.
by captmurk June 22, 2015
Get the Goose Cheesemug. -gota get some of that Cranberry Goose
-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa
-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa
by Number1Napper March 15, 2007
Get the Cranberry Goosemug. A honky. A cracker. A loud obnoxious white male who makes crude gestures.
An incredibly clumsy white male who lacks the ability to not spill drinks every time he has one in his hand.
A white male capable of performing only the most menial of tasks at work ( nigga work ).
A white male closeted homosexual who has a hunger for only the most deviant of sexual practices. Usually self loathing, makes anti gay slurs directed at himself.
An incredibly clumsy white male who lacks the ability to not spill drinks every time he has one in his hand.
A white male capable of performing only the most menial of tasks at work ( nigga work ).
A white male closeted homosexual who has a hunger for only the most deviant of sexual practices. Usually self loathing, makes anti gay slurs directed at himself.
That crazy Goose Nigga just tried to put his finger in Billy's ass when Billy bent over to pick his pencil up. Then the Goose Nigga announced they would blow each other after he was done wiping up the drinks he just spilled.His laugh is so loud, it's deafening!
by Tosh Jr. January 14, 2009
Get the Goose Niggamug. When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)
by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 25, 2009
Get the Floppy Goosemug.