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Golf

Not Only Is It A Sport That Old Rich Men Play. But It Also A Word To Describe Something That's So Extreme That No Words Could Describe It.
Woah Man!!! Your Clothes Are Too Golf For Me!!!
by Bomroth August 1, 2012
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Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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Golf

A means for debauchery under cover as a gentlemen's sport.
Hey fellas, tell the wives we have a golf tee time at 10am and wont be home until 3pm.
Unfortunately will have to miss the dance recital.
by McM@nus December 29, 2023
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The Floppy Golf Club

The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 4, 2024
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crazy golf

Crazy golf is golf with a twist! Played for fun and enjoyed by all!
Brandon - ”heyor Leon, I swurr yer da brings his own clubs to crazy golf”
Leon - ” here proper shut up, ma’s loife he doesn’t outstraigh”
by Anto. January 22, 2023
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Golf Course Special

A technical design, that was designed and built by non technical people while on Golf Course.
Those account managers managed to build a Golf Course Special which broke over the weekend, and now no one knows how to fix it.
by Silky Sandpaper January 4, 2023
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Golf Cough

1) A courteous muffled cough after taking a harsh/massive hit

2) When Tiger Woods gets his balls checked for cancer at his yearly checkup
1) After a big hit off his cart, Tim golf coughed out of respect for his roommate who was sleeping.

2) “Ok Mr. Woods, could you turn your head and golf cough? This will only take a second.”
by More Change Than 50 January 8, 2023
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