Gears Of War 2

The equivalent to watching a puppy put into a meat grinder while somebody saws off your penis and or shoves a flaming dildo in your vagina. With its shitty game play, over powered host, many glitches, and inhabited by a swarm of fat 9 year olds who act tough over xbox to make up for their mediocre real lives, the player is guaranteed to feel strong urges of suicide or inflict massive amounts of self mutilation upon ones self.

Epic Games Intercom: Alright guys, so now that we've all joined the Nazi Alliance lets create a game that will rip America apart from the inside.... GEARS OF WAR 2

"After Game Release"

Gamer 1: omg im so happy for this game... (3 hrs later)... MY FUCKIN EYES OMFG AHHH!!!! must... end... it... "gun shot"

9 year old gamer: FuCk U NuBs!!! ChAiNsAw!!! I FuCkEd Ur MoM!!! I LoVe NaZi'S!!! GeT Me MoRe CuRLY FrIeS MoM!!!!

by Enatap Ynohtna February 17, 2010

shift gears

When a man has to shift his cock and balls from time to time in order to avoid a ballwedgie.

When I sleep my cock and balls get moved around alot and sometimes I have to shift gears and pull my cock and balls out from between my legs.

by MJPDII August 6, 2003

geaser

someone tough. Not old, but tough. and humble. not some jersey shore douche who does steroids.

Yeah these puffs dont mess with him, they know hes a geaser.

by Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2010

goatse

The single most masturbated over image on the internet.

Beautiful.

That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.

by Steve Cee. May 10, 2006

gettsy

Getty is an asshole. She thinks she knows all about soccer but in reality she sucks! She wants to be older then she really is! Don't hang out with Gettsy. She is also very ugly and has a bad attitude! Not a lot of people like Gettsy

Eww who is that

Oh that's Gettsy

by Gettsy hater#473 December 4, 2014

brown gears

poo'ing on the surface below your feet and running on the spot... get faster until you fall over hence gears..
repeat this until you are coverd in poo.
works especially well with runny poo
(brown noise is advised)

brown gears ?!?!
yehh goin on it now

by james skit October 10, 2007

Holding goats

The act in which one extends their arms to pick up a goat and sustains a significant distance from the ground. May be viewed as the act of lifting, but this is with much more love towards the goat. A tender gesture to this species by an owner or friend.

That boy sure loves holding goats.

I came home to find him holding goats.

by Cosmish February 6, 2012