Gabe

An imaginary person that has a very long stick. He comes out of a pot sometimes on cold late nights and does the unimaginable to random sleeping people.

I feel… weird. Did Gabe come to my house last night?

by ApexTyper8 October 17, 2023

Gabe Lowden

A Gabe Lowden is a cool kid, usually pretty skinny, and gets no bitches. Of course, he attracts men, and when I say men, I mean tons of men. He has dick for days. Gabe Lowden's also have seizures at no apparent time, and are decently good at playing the goalie position in soccer.

Gabe Lowden fell off a cliff.

by LoganTheDudeRox June 2, 2022

Gabe

Noun - A person who is so annoying but you can help but love them.

“You’re such a gabe, I can never hate you.”

by Lovergirl0712 March 29, 2024

Gabe

Gabes have perfect hair, show up in your dreams a lot, and have beautiful brown eyes. Gabes are usually athletic and wear brands like Adidas, Nike, and Under Armor. They are perfect, if not a little on the short side. If you are privileged enough to dating, be friends with, or have a Gabe at your school, consider yourself lucky!

That guy over there is such a Gabe.

I wish I had a Gabe of my own.

by owlsandj+a March 13, 2018

GABE

Gabe, a Gabe is a dick

Gabe has down syndrome

Don’t be a Gabe

by Dood48 May 7, 2019

Gabe

The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Driver: Dude drove over me for no reason.
Spotter: Yeah he definitely was being a Gabe.

by Racer04829 September 16, 2023

Gabe

The truest form of a fuckboi in disguise. Plays the shy type and then goes in for the kill.

Gabe is here.
Damn Gabe stuck again

by CrispiP. July 11, 2019