pump the goose

(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."

2. Possible slang for masturbation.
"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."

- "He WHAT?"

"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"
by Ed Braun September 22, 2008
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goose pie

Can be used as a replacement for any word in the dictionary. Often perceived to be a "dirty" word.
Larry - Hey be quiet!

Butch - Or What!?!

Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.
by Jonathon S. February 15, 2009
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Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.
by I Dont Know February 13, 2005
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Goose Cheese

Guy: We ain't having sex right now. I haven't showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.
by captmurk June 16, 2015
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Cranberry Goose

A mixed drink or a shot consisting of Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose Vodka.

see also: delicious
-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose

-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa
by Number1Napper March 14, 2007
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dirty goose

a beverage, consisting of Grey Goose vodka, ice, and olive juice.
i'll have a Dirty Goose, he said
by Max Farrello May 08, 2010
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Shit-Goose

A Person who takes a shit naked and passes out on the toilet in the middle of a party
Holy Shit Studenski is a Fuckin Shit-Goose
by Goose December 22, 2003
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