pump the goose

(v)
1. To insert an object into an orifice of a goose, often repeatedly. Derived from mispronunciation of "pimp the hoes."

2. Possible slang for masturbation.
"My good friend Brother Edwards likes to pump the goose on Friday nights."

- "He WHAT?"

"Pimp the hoes! The HOES!"
by Ed Braun September 22, 2008
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goose pie

Can be used as a replacement for any word in the dictionary. Often perceived to be a "dirty" word.
Larry - Hey be quiet!

Butch - Or What!?!

Larry - I'm gonna' take that "goose pie" and shove it up your #!@.
by Jonathon S. February 15, 2009
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Spruce Goose

An intense sexual postion, involving vertical insertion.
by I Dont Know February 13, 2005
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Goose Cheese

Guy: We ain't having sex right now. I haven't showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.
by captmurk June 16, 2015
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Cranberry Goose

A mixed drink or a shot consisting of Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose Vodka.

see also: delicious
-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose

-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa
by Number1Napper March 14, 2007
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Goose Nigga

A honky. A cracker. A loud obnoxious white male who makes crude gestures.

An incredibly clumsy white male who lacks the ability to not spill drinks every time he has one in his hand.

A white male capable of performing only the most menial of tasks at work ( nigga work ).

A white male closeted homosexual who has a hunger for only the most deviant of sexual practices. Usually self loathing, makes anti gay slurs directed at himself.
That crazy Goose Nigga just tried to put his finger in Billy's ass when Billy bent over to pick his pencil up. Then the Goose Nigga announced they would blow each other after he was done wiping up the drinks he just spilled.His laugh is so loud, it's deafening!
by Tosh Jr. January 15, 2009
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dirty goose

a beverage, consisting of Grey Goose vodka, ice, and olive juice.
i'll have a Dirty Goose, he said
by Max Farrello May 08, 2010
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