Festers

Festers is a word to describe the back of a girls arm, or the under-thigh of a girls thigh. Festers are a very sensitive touch.

"I felt that girls festers all night long."

"I felt her festers, it was nice."

"Joe is such a fester molester."

by heyfranklme November 12, 2011

fostered

when a female is deepthroating a male's genitalia and after gagging repeatedly, she vomits all over the penis.

Male 1: Dude, I got fostered by that chick who was deepthroating my dick. She is disgusting!

Male 2: Wow how nasty!

by kylelarkinx November 12, 2010

bananas foster

a flamboyant gay male- "flaming fruit".

that guy over there is totally bananas foster

by mega meg June 29, 2007

Fister

One who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. More generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.

The opposite of Teabaggers.

1) Why don't those Fisters have their own rally instead of disrupting the Teabaggers' rally?

2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.

by Xygonn December 1, 2011

fusher

To be inadequate at one's job of being an usher and having the inability to rip patron's tickets, seat people, socialize and give directions.

*It is the slang term for being a fake usher; looking like you are an usher but lacking any of the characteristics of one.

That girl sucks, how hard is it to rip a ticket!? Stupid fusher.

by luna21 December 12, 2010

teedle furter

the hurling of a turtle towards the head of unsuspecting spaniards

Wow that guy was pissed that the turtle got in his way that he teedle furtered

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011