fooker

(noun) "a fake hooker"; a woman who walks the streets looking for "clients" but is not associated with a pimp, ultimately just making her a whore

Rachel is such a fooker; She doesn't care if she makes money, she just wants to have sex.

by Coralex April 18, 2011

Bananas Foster

To have Bacardi 151 poured on one's back and lit on fire while receiving anal sex doggy-style.

My partner really got heated up when I gave him a bananas foster.

by RustyTromboners July 12, 2010

Fostering

A slightly less extreme version of the commonly found player or also known as a man whore Fostering involves marrying people on facebook in quick succession. Fosterers often talk to many girls via Facebook messages and present a vunerable/emotional side to which appeals to people such as jailbait. Fostering is often a result of people who wish to appear popular and a desperate cry for affection.

Ethan: Wow Matt has gone through 3 Facebook marriages in 2 weeks. He's really fostering lately isn't he.
Sam: Yeah I know, he's getting alot worse.
Ethan: Ah well, better let him get it out of his system.

by Sue P January 3, 2012

footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!

Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother

by Ernie July 29, 2004

Foster's

The best beer you can ever get! Orignally known as an australian beer but is now drank world wide

It was a hard day at work so I went to the pub for two pints of Foster's, and had another can when I got home

by pcman1985 December 29, 2009

left-footed

A less offensive way of calling something or someone gay.

You know how I know your left-footed...you listen to Coldplay.

by ace1313 January 22, 2009

Footestago

A mistake on your cell phones part when you are using T9-word and you get this instead. Usually found on Deidre's or Nikki's phones.

Deidre: My phone sucks at spelling. WTQ is Footestago?
Nikki: The coolest friken word there is.

by AwkwardNikki October 5, 2008