Not to de confused with the more common term "raw dog". Raw fogging is the act of practicing abstinence for several weeks, then formicating a partner or partners. At the time of ejaculation you spew the weeks worth of semen into said partner(s) eyes causing temporary blindness.
"Man, it had been a while since I got a piece. Right before I blew I pulled out and raw fogged the hell outta her! She went running to wash it out and tripped over the coffee table!"
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Came from Silent Hill 2 forest trail run meme, a Fog Runner is a person (usually men) who feels lost in life and has no idea on how to take the next step in life due to their plans (usually during high school) not working out. or
"Did you remember that one person in Highschool who seemed to have a promising future due to his grades? He end up becoming a fog runner after finishing high school."
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After hearing his girlfriend was pregnant, Archie slowly walked out of her apartment toward his car in a wolfman fog.
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A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
A clinically under-recognized but scientifically supported neurocognitive condition wherein an individual experiences delayed mental cloudiness, executive dysfunction, and profound existential inertia—typically manifesting on Monday mornings following the consumption of a CFR (Chicken Fillet Roll) on the previous Friday.
Background & Scientific Basis:
First identified in 2021 by researchers at the Cognitive Nutrition and Behavioral Lethargy Institute (CNBLI), DORF has since gained traction in neuroscience and workplace productivity circles. Controlled studies show a strong correlation between Chicken Fillet Roll ingestion—particularly those loaded with taco sauce, cheese, stuffing, and regret—and reduced prefrontal cortex activity after a 48–72 hour latency period.
Unlike immediate food comas, DORF strikes silently, lying in wait until Outlook meetings begin.
Peer-reviewed findings (J. Murphy et al., 2025):
119% of office workers who consumed a CFR on Friday reported "mild to catastrophic" fog by 9:45 a.m. Monday.
EEG scans revealed dips in frontal lobe activity similar to that of sleep-deprived raccoons.
Participants were 459% more likely to start an email with “I'm currently out of office…” and forget what they were circling.
Common Symptoms:
Cognitive lag between tabs
Repeating passwords like incantations
Scrolling SharePoint in existential freefall
Detachment from KPIs
Reheating the same coffee… again
Sorry I blanked during that budget review — full-blown Delayed Onset Roll Fog (DORF). Friday’s CFR hit harder than expected.
by Sonjayson July 21, 2025
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