When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
Get the PINCH one FLUSH onemug. A phenomenon describing when you flawlessly survive gastrointestinal/stomach pain after eating something that is supposed to induce it.
Jake has had a 2-year history of successful garbage flushing, no matter what kind of chili sauce he takes!
by Pseudonymous Johnson June 19, 2020
Get the Garbage Flushingmug. BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.
MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.
MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.
by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020
Get the Flushing the goldfishmug. When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.
Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.
Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.
by xSD-305x March 27, 2024
Get the flush the mousemug. Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.
by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024
Get the Flushed the mousemug. when a mothafucka walks up in a fast food restaurant uses the restroom and then leaves without the purchase of any food item.
did those people just come in to use the restroom?" "yeah they just did a flush puppy on their asses.
by brown boy ni66a July 26, 2010
Get the Flush Puppymug. verb - To botch, bungle, or otherwise screw up in the heat of the moment, often out of a sense of panic.
"Man, our TV satellite signal went down right before kickoff on Sunday, so I freaked out and climbed up on the roof. I ended up knocking the dish off its mount and down two stories onto the diveway - a real flush the mouse situation on that one."
by shibby917 March 27, 2024
Get the Flush the Mousemug.