Bristol flat

A pure Marijuana cigarette rolled then squashed flat to the roach with any heavy device close to hand compacting the Cannabis creating a perfect burn rate with no side burning.
"What are you doing....!"
"Don't worry I'm making a Bristol flat spliff"
"Wow that burns smooth, and no sideburn"
"I know..."
by ADDSTEAL February 08, 2013
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Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 23, 2021
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flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.
That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up
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I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".
by hrtshpdbox February 05, 2022
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flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.
by Fluffybuddy69 April 03, 2017
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flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.
Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.
by Poot Rancid November 04, 2023
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flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.
Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."
by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017
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