beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

Lazy Piece of Bad Friend

A friend who inadequately responds to a joke, meme, action, or comment simply because they do not feel like it.

Guy: *Sends funny picture to friend*
Friend: *Likes It*
Guy: WOW you are a lazy piece of bad friend... give me a better reaction than that

by FromKatlyn+John September 28, 2018

Hug your girl/boy best friend

Nov. 15 is the day you get to hug your girl or boy best friend!

Hey it's Hug your girl/boy best friend

by Loving the broskis November 14, 2019

best friend

the ppl in your life who will walk a million miles to see you, the ones that you cry because you miss them. although they are the ppl who bring you a lot of pain they bring you the most joy. chances are one day you will love them more then a friend but that feeling may not stay.

cory and tapanga

by day dreamer March 13, 2004

Side best friend

The person you call you best friend when your real best friend is no where to be found

Tyler is Alexis's side best friend when she can't find Maura

by Mojo9599 November 13, 2015

Black Friend Fallacy

When a non-black person justifies their racism or insensitivity by claiming they have a black friend in order to prove they aren't racist.
Note: Black Friend is not a valid counterargument to accusations, thus, fallacy.

White dude: Hey, what's up my n***a?
Person: Dude, you're white, you can't say that!
White dude: No it's fine, my black friends say it's okay!!
Person: Bruh, you're using the black friend fallacy

by geckolord April 17, 2020

loseing my best friend

Losing your best friend feels like something is missing in your life and you need that person to live .

Why don’t you understand that I love you like family and you just leave me I’m loseing my best friend:(

by Wonder girl 233 February 21, 2018