school fountain

Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.

Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.

by Rhinestone Medici May 28, 2018

Chocolate Fountain

When a snow bunny is given a facial by multiple black dudes

Did you hear about Lindas facial ? It was more like a chocolate fountain with all those black guys

by Jizzues Christ December 25, 2017

Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.

I need a drink from the water fountain.

by ?Somone? November 15, 2022

Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014

fountain valley high school

smart asses with rich mommy and daddys and occasionally hang in HB or Irvine

"What high school do you go to?" "fountain valley high school" "Oh, your crazy smart" "No I'm not, I have one B.. my parents are gonna kill me"

by bobapatrol February 13, 2023

Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.

Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.

by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017

Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016