Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 15, 2020

Fish Floppy

A girl whose vagina is so loose you can blow on it and it flops like a fish! it also smells like fish.

Derek: Damn! She bomb af ! ima holla!
James: night you don't want that , she fish floppy!

by Pun1$her July 02, 2014

floppy coral

While sex used position. Woman kneels down and punches man's nuts. She then squeezes them. After he screams in pain, he inserts his penis into a bottle of coke. then he cums inside of it.

Let's do the floppy coral.

by Hans Writterman January 15, 2022

Flippy Floppy

Breezy flopping flip flops cuz he gots shoes a lot flip flop crop top lock jaw raw dawg we just do raw fucking sessions

Yo I just floppy flopped on my dick I need some help flippy Floppy plz

by Suess Doktor September 01, 2018

Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.

DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!

by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023

Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 04, 2020

Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.

Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!

by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019