A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.
by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017
When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
by licktenstein October 04, 2018
Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.
I suffer from floating baldness
by George Cremaster January 28, 2025
That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.
by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017
by Bejuled Asshole November 19, 2020
When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun September 09, 2017
When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
by Donny L. Butts May 16, 2008