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fitness stain

The area of perspiration on an individual's pants/shorts in the butt-crackal or taintal region made visible to the eyes of the surrounding audience; most commonly associated (but not necessarily) with strenuous activities - such as working out.
Hey dude. . . before we go out in public, you gotta do something about that gnarly fitness stain you have goin' on down there! Does that not bother you?
by Stupidjerkheadface June 17, 2016
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fit lad

A lad who is better looking than most a model
by ladinbootle May 19, 2016
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Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram
Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat
by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018
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sesh fit

the fit (outfit) you’re wearing to the sesh (see the word sesh for meaning)
the sesh fit of today is an oversized hoodie, sweatpants and crocs!
by vas.eline December 24, 2020
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Nookatine Fit

A temporary medical condition, characterized by restlessness, irritability, and a lost-in-space appearance, resulting from a prolific reader's Nook (or similar ebook reader) needing to be charged. The symptoms are particularly pronounced during extended car or plane trips.
Just as my wife was getting to the end of the new Patricia Cornwell novel, her Nook had to be charged. I had to put up with 3 hours of a complete Nookatine fit.
by Smoothrob July 13, 2011
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Uomo Fitness

A guy that became incredibly large after spending six months in New Mexico. He both breeds and trains calves.

Synonym of Uomo Largo.
Look at Riccardo man, he's such a Uomo Fitness!
by Paso_ November 24, 2021
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Hayden Fit

Hayden Fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym every minute and chugs a 5 gallons of pineapple juice to establish dominance. One who is Hayden Fit seems like a really fit guy.
"Oh look, it's Hayden Fit! Teach me how to get abs!"
by 2n1lah November 23, 2021
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