Faded

so high to the point that you're gone. does NOT refer to being drunk.

Am I the only one who was faded last night? I couldn't stop laughing at nothing.

by ThisBitch December 28, 2005

faded

Stoned, baked, high. DOES NOT MEAN DRUNK. If you say "ah I'm so fuckin faded!" and you're drunk, not high, you'll look like a dumbass and everyone will know that you're a poser.

I just smoked a fat bowl and I'm fuckin faded!
It's 420 bro, let's get some mary jane and get faded!

by kayeighty December 25, 2007

Faded

To be taken care of, for instance when you are down and out.

Joe: Dude, I can't go clubbing tonight. I'm broke.
Ted: No worries dude, I got you faded.

by Mike Dawg 69 August 4, 2009

Faded

The word faded is used to describe someone who is not sober. It does not matter what substance or method was used to alter the person's state of consciousness; if they are under the influence of anything, they are faded.

-I took a roll, I'm so faded now!

by stickkyy January 18, 2009

Highway to the Faded Zone

The act, or partaking in the act, of getting extremely intoxicated, with the result in being "Faded"

"Holy crap dude, last night I was totally on the Highway to the Faded Zone"

"We're on the Highway to the Faded Zone"

"Let's take the Highway to the Faded Zone tonight"

by Yahooforpoop March 8, 2009

Faded

All drunk and stoned.

Fuck, Kesr was all faded last night.

by Avex 1 May 10, 2004

Fade moves

Phasing a person out of your life.
Actions taken can include (but are not limited to) screening your phone calls, canceling plans last minute via text message, and blocking their facebook.

This chick thinks she's my girlfriend, I need to pull some fade moves stat.

by Natasheight August 19, 2008