English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019

english Vermillion

When one wishes to be fucked in the ass

I am a big fan of an English vermillion

by Bon_gwater December 5, 2021

Britamerican English

English that contains aspects of both British and American English such as spelling, pronunciation and usage. Today, both British and American English are in use. Even the same person may use British English sometimes and American English at other times. To spare English such a British-American hodgepodge, Britamerican English will certainly come in handy.

Will Britamerican English see the light of the day sometime in the future?

by uttam maharjan December 6, 2011

Chopstick English

This is when an Asian pertucularly a Chinese person speaks English with a Asian accent.

Dad: I couldn't understand a word that man was saying.
Son: Thats because his Asian accent is really thick.
Dad: I really can't understand chopstick English.

by Yukov Lukich 333 July 19, 2017

victory for the english

Hooking up with a girl at any social event, it could be at a dance or even the movies.

Tom: So did you get with anyone tonight?
Steve: Let's just say that there was victory for the english.
Tom: Nice work man.

by The.Bear February 12, 2010

English Hot Pocket

An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.

Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 19, 2010

AP English

AP English and Comp. consists of:

PROSE ANALYSIS AND RHETORICAL DEVICES.

Virginia Woolfe has the used excellent parallelism, imagery and anaphora to convey her feelings to the reader. She's so AP English!

by Marialejandra July 12, 2007