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April 25th. a day where your girl friend and or female friend has to say yes to anything you ask and they cannot say no. If they do they have to do whatever favor you ask of them
National say yes to everything your bf say day
by Like.putthatshiton April 25, 2024
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Everything is about me

No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.
Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2024
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With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).
When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”
by Guydelastep February 26, 2024
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The Everything-and-Nothing Paradox

Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.
person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?
by gyatt? March 5, 2024
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Everything

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! CLAIR OBSCUR WINS THE THING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "Let's go Clair Obscur! They win the thing! They won the awards-Everything! And rightfully so! It is literally a perfect game. BUT THE SOUNDTRACK! Literally the only thing better than the game... Is the original score... To the game! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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Really. This ☝️ is all this is. You saying that back at me in response to everything I say.
An Imbecile "I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!"

Hym "I bet you wish you would have done the 'stop the weaponized schizophrenia from getting your kids murdered part.' Because I told you how to do that... You DIDN'T DO THAT... And now you are trying to do it without me and I just shouldn't have to be left out of it. I'm not to blame for that. You need to come here to me. You need to let me explain what is happening. You need to confirm the veracity of the claim I'm making. And then you need to stop siging off on it what it happens to people."

An Imbecile "I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId! I'm DoInG eVeRyThInG yOu SaId!"
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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Everything You Know is Wrong

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt
by NickKeyboard December 25, 2025
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