english un-ass

Unisex. Adj.

Having no or very little booty. So little booty in fact that you have negative booty, a vast plane of flatness. Usually reserved for people of European descent but as europe is a diverse place the word can be used to define anyone really.

Girl: Hey look (boy) is coming! Isnt he so handsome?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is handsome but i cant get over his english un-ass. There would be nothing to grab on to.

english un-ass by Screamer1156 October 19, 2019

English Teachers 

They are Satan but way more extreme, they torment you by forcing you to write pointless paragraphs of one sentence in a prehistoric book that no one uses. These types of motherfuckers would assign you 10 paragraph essay for you to compete for the next day. I swear, I would personally start a holocaust for English teachers; if you picked English A level consider this as a warning to you.

Person one: We have English.
Person two: IK
Person: English Teachers are worse, trust me

English Teachers by IslamicTord December 9, 2022

english mishman 

An english mishman is when you are at a party of someone you dont like. you find a girl have anal sex and ejaculate inside her,then have her deficate in a pillow case for the party thrower to find in the morning.

dude i was at this guys house and we totally did the english mishman. it was awesome. i hate that guy.

english mishman by the budrick May 13, 2010

english muffin top 

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins

By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!

english muffin top by ohhfiasco February 3, 2010

english-italian dictionary 

the internets way of showing me to speak italian, and those mediteranean fucks, how to speak italian to, the one on the internet called me a pussy, and told me to fuck off, it hurt *sob*

pofter poofter poofter sex!!!

english-italian dictionary by analsexxx March 27, 2005

English Bacon 

Terribly cooked bacon.

Oh god this tastes like English Bacon

English Bacon by ThisJustDidntHappen August 26, 2011

English Proper 

A large joint consisting of 3 papers. it is two papers long with an extra paper in the middle for ease of rolling.

"It's 4:20, wanna blaze a joint?" "nope, because I have a 6" long English Proper all rolled up for our enjoyment"

English Proper by shaginwagin April 14, 2010