The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
by Shpoofy August 05, 2021
A formal noun used for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an incredibly girthy inverted micropenis. Massimo English's are known for attracting underage masculine girls and luring them back to their musty mancave to participate in sexual acts.
by maxenglish'schode September 07, 2022
by ayah plz come save me October 04, 2022
insufferable teenagers (generally high schoolers) who adore English class, literature, and writing. They tend to participate enthusiastically in English classes and may have an affinity with the instructor.
"Wow, you spoke so much in class today during the class discussion on Jane Eyre"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"
by poopnugget with fart sauce March 22, 2022
Liverpool fans who do not support the England football team claiming they're Scouse and not not English
by Nacus July 02, 2021
Writers simplify and trim the dialogues in scripts so that in movies and television programs the actors speak Concise English. As far as I know, no dialogue has been intentionally written to be wordy.
by but for November 26, 2018
by Oogalicious December 21, 2021