Head of English

Head of English - A mean old man with no sense of humuor and self esteam issues

Thats a classic head of english move

by salmonpinkshirts December 30, 2019

Apex English

Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked

Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke

by HulkSmasher March 31, 2019

Max English

tiny dick

you have a max English

by cummonster369 June 8, 2022

english kid

insufferable teenagers (generally high schoolers) who adore English class, literature, and writing. They tend to participate enthusiastically in English classes and may have an affinity with the instructor.

"Wow, you spoke so much in class today during the class discussion on Jane Eyre"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"

by poopnugget with fart sauce March 21, 2022

Franklin English

A small dicked whiner who not only pulls no hoes but also brags to his friends about talking to sex bots

Yunno you are sounding a lot like this loser I know called Franklin English

by Franklin English July 4, 2022

Anonymous English

The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.

Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!

Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?

Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.

Friend: ...Okay then...

by NutHouse264 October 6, 2013

english fireman

Using hot sauce for lube instead of lotion to perform anal.

Bro my girl and I tried the English Fireman last night.! My Dick is still flaming .

by WoodyTaterNuts May 10, 2018