smoking douche

Crack heads smoking crack

Yooo that man smoking douche

by Rocky’s ducha February 20, 2019

Douche Warbler

A douche warbler is a person who is beyond being a douche, or who has just done a stupid douchey thing

Oh my god you are such a douche warbler.

by BurgleDBoo November 9, 2009

douche drain

When an annoying person rambles on about their issues to the point you begin to feel sick.

That never ending conversation with Greta about how she loved Hansel but was sick of him shitting all over her left me with a bad case of douche drain.

by SMK-TG January 13, 2014

douche can

One who commits a large act of douche baggery.

My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.

by scott negley March 24, 2007

Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

Douche Clot

scummy person, jerk

You are such a f***** douche clot

by Lisa M Piccininni October 6, 2012

douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.

"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."

by Lymanthony Longdenler IIII April 23, 2008