Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.

And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"

by Kermit The Froggg August 9, 2012

double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink

I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.

by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023

Double Pussyjob

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.

The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.

It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.

The Double Pussyjob is definitely on my bucket list.

by adh3d October 26, 2022

Double period

When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad

“Omg I’m 30 days late, I’m gonna have a double period”

by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021

Double Stranger

Is the act of allowing a complete stranger to sit on their hand until it is numb and allowing them to give you a handjob.

I had this chick come over and she gave me a double stranger.

by jray19 December 14, 2010

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.

Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.

by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

Zippy Double

When you burp and fart at the same time really fast.

Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.

by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014