Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.

"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."

by Bartizan February 27, 2015

Dinosaur bone

Having sexual relations with someone from your past

Well we went out to dinner, then we dinosaur boned.

by JoeJoeDPlate June 2, 2018

Dinosaur

Dried flower cannabis, as opposed to dabbing or vaping.

"Aw, man, you guys are smokin' dinosaur? It's 2022, get a vape!"

by Cardboard G June 15, 2022

tap my dinosaur

Kinky sex with your hottie

Tonight I’m gonna go tap my dinosaur with Adam

by Jane The Virgin June 7, 2018

floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.

Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.

by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016

Emotional support dinosaur

Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable

“They are my emotional support dinosaur.”

“I’m their emotional support dinosaur.”

by TheScottishQueen September 16, 2021

Dinosaurs.

"They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space."

I don't even understand people bored by dinosaurs. They were giant bird lizards that got murdered by space, what's your fucken problem.

by Dervous Xeroxious January 27, 2022