Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.
Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.
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