Defius gravitus erctus

When your erection is so big it literally defius gravitus erectus to the point where it breaks the laws of physics.

Man 1:bro is that mount Everest?
Man 2: that bitch made me so drippy, I ‘Defius gravitus erctus’
Man 1: seriously bro you should get that checked out.
Man 2: well I know it ain’t no matchu picchu.

by Hangus-grapuss March 5, 2019

Devils gate keeper

The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.

So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.

by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019

Devils Pentagram

It is when you have a 5-way with a group of men

Me and the boys are about to have a devils pentagram

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Devils Asthma Inhaler

Another word for a vape

Yo dude pass the Devils Asthma Inhaler

by YourBoiTheUgandan43 May 10, 2019

Devils Eggnog

A bowl pack of Marijuana with a coating of nut meg on top. It is widely known for being started in Connecticut but has spread to a majority of the country.

Hey man, you wanna pack a bowl?

Yeah but lets do some Devils Eggnog.

by Conneticut Stoner May 14, 2019

Devils Vent

When one puts The Devils Lettuce in ones vent of a car and once the AC is turned on, the high follows.

Dave: Yo Derek Im greening out

Derek: yeah I pulled through with the Devils Vent

Dave: no way!

Derek: ya
Dave: epic

Derek: totally

by Dognames12345 June 20, 2019

Devils hand

The hand you rarely use.

I don't like my devils hand. Its not usefull.

by I used my brain1 November 6, 2019