Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Everyone in between is normal

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024

Idiot Democrat

A Democrat who is pushing Joe Biden to exit the race because of the belief that he is subjectively “unelectable” and for no other reason.

Trump will win in 2024 thanks to the spineless idiot Democrats.

by Wetfart_69 July 18, 2024

The Devil is a Democrat

A phrase used by extreme-right religious activists to (literally) demonize the left.

The full quote is:

"God is not a Republican, but the Devil is a Democrat."

If you think that this is one of the stupidest things you've ever heard, even if "Republican" and "Democrat" were to be transposed, good job - you're a normal person.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 26, 2024

Vote Democrat

Going to the bathroom to take a a massive 💩. Usually after Taco Bell

My stomach is so bloated I think I may need to vote democrat.

by Honey-Badger-Orca October 26, 2025

January 6th Democrat

A member of the Democratic Party, alleged to be involved in conspiratorial activities or provocative actions related to the January 6th Capitol riot, is defined by behaviors that aim to incite discord within Republican constituencies, thereby contributing to unrest during this occurrence.

We all know that she was part of the January 6th Democrat faction, and therefore, she should be put under scrutiny for her actions.

by Type2GenomeManiac November 2, 2025

Democrat

Politician who embezzles tax money.

That democrat and his wife did a fundraiser for Haiti relief efforts and then stole the money.

by Mozzastryl December 7, 2025

Democrat Supporter

Individuals that expect taxes to increase their income by simply sitting on their fat asses, claiming to have a *disability* or *mental illness*. They also make decisions about their gender identity and insist on using specific pronouns that others find uncomfortable. Furthermore, they may seek financial benefits by posting ragebait online and having additional children to claim as dependents. on. And, usually spending this money on stupid items that aren't a necesity.

Fuck Democratic Supporters.

Me: Hey, how is that person getting money even though they don't work?

Them: oh they get paid from taxpayer dollars for claiming children and disability
Me: I bet they are a Democrat Supporter

Them: Yup.

by Ever-light April 29, 2025