Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023

Seafood Delight

When you’re eating a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs, combining two different types of seafood into one glorious meal

“I’m so hungry, thank god this girl is dirty so I can have myself some seafood delight.”

by Karminium November 25, 2024

Frozen delight

When a Mexican tells you the cum isn’t spicy but it tastes spicy and you get confused but still eat it anyway and enjoy it but question while the Mexican lied.

Mexican: “Eat it”

Geck: “No”

Mexican: “It’s spicy”

Geck: “No it’s not”

Mexican: “Fuck off. Frozen delight bitch”

by BoobaBoba069 July 15, 2022

Baker's Delight

Engaging in oral with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was bout to go down on her last night when I started to smell something funny, then she shouted out "I hope you enjoy my BAKER'S DELIGHT!"

by fleetwuud April 17, 2016

Aggressive delight

A very intense moment of shitting when you have the biggest dump so you have to strip naked in order to focus and put your whole energy into releasing it.

Man, I am so gassed out, I just finished taking an aggressive delight.

by AizawaRei July 6, 2021

Mudslide Delight

When you engage in the act of gooning, fapping, beating off, etc. while shitting

I’m in a time crunch, I don’t have time to shit and jerk off, might just have to settle for the mudslide delight

by Mrurbanurban February 23, 2025

Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight

When you exuberantly administer a rimjob to a black woman after subsequently sploodging into her rectum with great enjoyment.

"Bro, I'm so freaky, I gave my girl that wonka whipple scrumptious fudgemallow delight"

by govanonmygoghtillistarrynite April 29, 2025