When you’re eating a girl’s unwashed coochie and she has crabs, combining two different types of seafood into one glorious meal
by Karminium November 25, 2024
Get the Seafood Delightmug. by Blurrynomenclature January 10, 2017
Get the Turkish Delightmug. Hey Bill, let's go out to town and look for some evening delights. Now, that the economy took a turn for the worst, their should be plenty of needy women out there ripe for the picking LOL
by Big John the king June 21, 2024
Get the evening delightsmug. by TheWiseGuy369 August 26, 2025
Get the Trouser Steak Delightmug. When a man puts pineapple rings on his shaft and his partner rides him until climax. Then they jump off and he ejaculates onto the pineapple rings, which his partner eats.
by ShakinItTwice August 3, 2020
Get the Hawaiian Delightmug. "Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"
by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023
Get the Carpenter's delightmug. A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"
Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
Matt:alright
(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)
Jill:thank god
by Jingle823 November 30, 2020
Get the Heavens delightmug.