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Defenestrate

To Throw out the Window, something MR. HAUPT threatens us with daily. His classroom is on the 2nd floor
John: You mean 2+3=8?
MR. Haupt: Dont make me defenestrate you
by handspringgirl97 March 29, 2009
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Defenders of the Resolute

The motto of the USAF Security Forces. Latin translation is Defensor Fortis.
We are defenders of the resolute.
by usaf4life August 7, 2009
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Defender

A crusader who's the best of the best when it comes to defending the holy Land and a Destroyer of furrys
Fuze: hey you know what's defender up to? A chad": yeah just defending the holy Land while killing furrys
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Windows Defender

windows defender infected my computer and forced jawkaye to boost me
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dee-dee-deefense

The use of a mental disability to get off easy or cover your ass when things get hairy. Coined from Carlos Mencia's use of "dee dee dee" to refer to retarded people. Also known as the "tard defense" or "idiot immunity". The catch is you have to be smart enough to figure it out.
I'm able to be 10 minutes late for nearly all my classes because I can use my autism as a dee-dee-deefense. Works every time.
by Zeph. May 8, 2006
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Defenestration

Noun. (defenestration) the act of throwing something or someone out of a window
Verb. (defenestrate) to throw something or someone out of a window
The different degrees of defenestration correspond with the number of floors the victim has to fall.
from latin:
de-down
fenestra-window
(defenestration from three stories)
Tyrone: Woah! Jaheed's so angry he just threw dat' ho out da' window!
La-a:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (splat)
Jaheed: Defenestration in da' third degree ho'!
(sentence
Sometimes a suicide by jumping out of a window isn't really suicide but actually defenestration to commit murder.
by The #1 Defenestrator January 24, 2013
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English Defence League

Loose association of football thugs, British nationalists, petty criminals and out-and-out-racists who claim they're defending the UK from Islamic extremism by going on Stella and Cocaine fuelled rampages through towns and cities with high muslim populations.

Popular songs on English Defence League demonstrations include "Allah is a Paedo", "Allah, Allah, Who the fuck is Allah?" "Burn A Mosque"and "We Want Our Country Back".

The English Defence League claims to be educating the population at large about the threat muslims, sorry, "islamic extremism" poses to "our way of life". They also think that pork products have the same effect on muslims that garlic has on vampires. Unsurprisingly, the population at large finds them to be varyingly rabid, pig ignorant, stultifyingly ill-informed or a combination of all three. Or doesn't even know who they are.
"Who are that bunch of sorry clowns that closed our town centre down last weekend?"
"What, the ones that look and sound like the National Front?"
"Yeah, that lot".
"Oh, that's the English Defence League".
by EDLULZ March 20, 2011
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