Dalton Long

A form of obesity

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.

by Aperzon November 12, 2019

Dayton

The most amazing person in the world.

Has a great job!
Has a tight knit family!
Extremely loyal
So caring

Is your boyfriend a douche or a Dayton?

by Myboothangsthebomb November 13, 2019

Dalton

Has a small penis but has a huge forehead.

Flaccid half an inch. Hard hive or take 2. Has glasses and is gay. Like to frick men while they are peeing in the urinal. What’s not to love.❤️

“Damn it. I’m takin a piss and Dalton walked in.”

by Hehrhenxosjwj November 18, 2019

Dayton

Dayton is the guy you can get any girl and can please anybody he wants. He has an amazing smile he is the bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is rlly funny but he can also be an ass sometimes but overall if your name is Dayton your special

Some kid: what did Dayton say

Other kid: he just started running around saying “sksksksk and I oop” like a vsco gurl

by Yo crackhead October 30, 2019

dalton trieber

A retard who has a girlfriend miraculously and eats mushrooms all day. He loves them. He is mushroom.

Look at that dalton trieber he is pretty gay and retarded.

by Yeetfoss December 19, 2019

Daltonisum

The feeling of being laughed at when alone as if you have your own tv laughtrack.

I must have daltonisum because the jokes on me today.

by References February 5, 2020

Dalton

Dalton Is an amazing person. She is also drop dead gorgeous. She is one of best people ever. She is an amazing best friend and she gives great advice and is super sweet and pretty . If you have a dalton never let her go

Daltons the best

by Love 8272933443 February 5, 2020