Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 26, 2009
Get the Dressing the Turkeymug. Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.
Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
Get the Dress the Squirrelmug. by Adapt April 4, 2008
Get the Half Dressed Honeymug. To take control of another person in a business transaction or meeting; to get the better end of the deal; to dominate or intimidate another.
The customer tried to negotiate, but I put a dress on him.
I paid too much for my car; man was I ever wearing the dress!
Do you want to make some sales, or do you want to wear a dress?
I paid too much for my car; man was I ever wearing the dress!
Do you want to make some sales, or do you want to wear a dress?
by herpin_man May 25, 2012
Get the put a dress on himmug. rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?
person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
Get the how do you dress yourself in the morningmug. I’m only undies dressed, when after I have an accident, such as urinating on myself, including bed wetting!
by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020
Get the undies dressedmug. by PervFectionist March 4, 2024
Get the Giblet dressingmug.