dress-stress

Being very stressed on what to wear to an event.

My wardrobe has too many clothing options, they're giving me dress-stress!

by Spazmatism December 08, 2022

airplane dress

A dress so short it is close to the cock pit!

Wow, did you see Olivia's dress? It is an airplane dress!

by skeddy0805 February 10, 2016

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 22, 2019

A Dress

A Relationship with a man, to hide that a person likes women.

"Sure he's wearing a dress, have you seen the way he looks at women?"

by Catlogic March 14, 2023

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

Dress the corn

To shuck the corn. Synonymous phrase. Familiar to Eastern and Central PA

“He done went and dress the corn Pa”

by PhillyPat May 07, 2022

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 27, 2009