Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.

Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.

by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

Double Token

Double Token is when an individual meets two criteria for a protected group. Protected groups are groups of people who usually cannot be fired easily because they are of a non-Caucasian ethnicity, female, gay, old, etc.

Double Tokens are good for organizations and should be coveted because they fulfill multiple quotas. Even better would be triple tokens - although they are hard to find.

Darren is a good fit for this organization because he is a double token. He is both black and gay, so we cannot be accused of discriminating against either of those groups.

We need more people like Osama here at Acme Inc. because he is a good double token of Muslim Fundamentalist and over the age of 40.

by Larry Vandelay September 21, 2008

Double Stranger

Is the act of allowing a complete stranger to sit on their hand until it is numb and allowing them to give you a handjob.

I had this chick come over and she gave me a double stranger.

by jray19 December 14, 2010

Double clutched

A offensive move in basketball (usually a shot) that is intended to increase the chance the of being successfully defended or to increase the likelihood of being fouled

When Jordan pulled up to shot the ball at half court. He double clutched to draw a foul.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 27, 2019

double thumbing

Texting on two mobile devices while holding one in each hand

"I saw this crazy girl at the club last night. I was going to go talk to her, but she was busy double thumbing at the bar."

by sweet650 March 19, 2009

standing double

To take a shit in a washing machine. The owner gets hit twice. Once with the stench and second with having to remove the shit from the machine.
Related to the upper decker. You can get double the points for a front loading machine. You get triple points if you can navigate a stackable machine on your first jump.

This party sucks, lets hit a standing double before we go.

by johndoe01026 August 5, 2015

Double-flusher

A term used by the popular action hero "Killer Bean" in Killer Bean forever, it is here that it is shown Killer Bean has the ability to flush double-flushers with just one flush.

(Killer Bean walks out of the bathroom after a flush is heard)

Killer Bean: "Double-Flusher."

Bartender: "But you only flushed once.."

Killer Bean: (Shakes his head and shrugs)

by HeathStone August 26, 2021